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Creepy swamp adventures!

Tue Oct 20, 2009, 11:44 AM
  • Mood: Questionable
  • Listening to: My repeated shotgun shell firing
  • Reading: The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett.
  • Watching: The swamp so I know when I'm about to get jumped.
  • Playing: Fallout 3 - Point Lookout
  • Eating: Casarolle.
  • Drinking: Fizzy stuff.
Yeah, I thought I might upload the story of my first ever adventure in a new DLC pack for fallout 3.

So yeah, The pack adds a swamp to explore. About 5 minutes in to trudging through the said swamp, I came across weird bubbly stuff. Not so weird, As swamps as a cliché have that stuff in them. I then discovered that this stuff was flammable and quite volatile, of course, I discovered it the painful way after shooting a bubble of it with a double barrelled shotgun. Picking my character up off the floor, I continued upwards for a bit, Then came across a very strange man who said in a cliché American yokel voice "Outsider should have stayed away!" and proceeded to try and batter my brains in with a shovel. At that point I just giggled and tore his head off using my infinitely superior weapon. So, I carried on wandering like a lost sheep until eventually I came to a mansion containing an incredibly foul mouthed ghoul (human who has taken in an ungodly amount of radiation, causing skin to flake off and the general appearence of a zombie.) who, after saving his life, refused to admit that I had saved him and sent me off to find the tribe who attacked him and discover why they were attacking him. THEY then sent me off into a "sacred bog" to do something before I could join the hippy cult. So, I went off like a good little player. After trudging around in the bog for about a half hour, Freaky shit began to happen. I started seeing freakin DOLLS all over the place! So, Being the hardcore gamer I am, I ran away into the swamp and eventually found what I was looking for, which turned out to be a plant. So, I went up to it and pressed my action button, Purple smoke/steam stuff came out and my character lost conciousness, - For what appeared to be about a second. Then, She got up and I got control back. So I went back into the bog. Not suspecting a thing. Then, I started hallucinating. Hallucinations which include MORE GOD DAMN DOLLS. So, That slowly got worse, Till I finally hauled my ass out of the mud and got back into the main swamp place, Where I quickly got jumped by a bunch more mutant yokels. Cursing, I fast travelled back to the hippy cult cathedral. Where I eventually found that the guy I was looking for had buggered off to a god damn cave! Then I made a worse discovery. These god damn hippies had taken part of my brain when my character blacked out, So, As is natural, I tried to kill every last one of them. All went well until someone hit my face off with a shovel. Reloading my game, I decided not to get angry at part of my brain being nicked and instead, abused them for information. Then I got jumped by MORE yokels. At this point I was pretty pissed off, yet I didn't want to leave the swamp. I'm still there now wandering around and getting creeped out by those damn dolls.
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- I'm going back into the swamp now, so expect another section soon.

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You have no idea how much that jornual post made my day :rofl:

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