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God damn stupid people!

Mon Jun 15, 2009, 8:53 AM
  • Mood: Irritated
  • Listening to: Yuki Kajiura
  • Reading: Nothing to state.
  • Watching: Nuttin yar? (Jamaican for Nothing)
  • Playing: Skate 2 and Dead Space.
  • Eating: Tempura Prawns (doubt you've heard of em.)
  • Drinking: Very Strong Blackcurrant Squash.
As the name suggests, Stupid people are REALLY bugging me right now.
The worst part is that the stupid people in question have closed minds as well as being phenomenally stupid. Those two personality traits combined - you get a super stupid monster from hell, with the ability to blunder through life by making even vaguely intelligent people do everything for them. Unfortunately, to most of the stupid people I know, I am in that list :(, So they all bug me and I have to do everything for them, it's probably somewhat like being a dad but 100000000x worse. Why can't they just not be stupid? it's not that hard, if a science test was to ask whether chocolate is magnetic (wish it was LOL) they would probably struggle over it! So, stupid, close minded, but without logic is a HORRIBLE combo. I hate logic and don't do logic at all, but I'm open minded. Whereas being closed minded, where usually you've given into logic and can't think of anything else, but combined with being illogical is just disgusting. If someone handed me an AK-47 RIGHT NOW I would go make everyone go through a simple test, and if they fail I'd blow their head off.
Also, I'd consider myself about average intelligence but all these stupid people think I'm like super clever or something. God damn these people.

For intelligent/average people:
In 3 steps you can do YOUR bit to save millions of innocent peoples sanity!
1 - Take a knife OR blunt object OR gun OR super weapon OR stun probe OR clay pot OR serrated edge blades OR bombs
2 - Check you have one or more of the above
3 - Go use your weapon on a hapless little stupid douche.

For Stupid Idiots:
In 3 steps YOU can find a way of doing something great for the world!
1 - Become average intelligence
2 - If the above is too hard, then take a Noose OR Knife OR Other suicide weapon.
3 - Either give yourself up to the mobs of average intelligence, or violently kill yourself. Then hopefully find yourself in the dungeons of hell.

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:iconsnoogleatchristmas:
lol ^^ *hug* don't worry, we your friends are not so stupid really.

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:iconherebellama:
I LOVE tempura prawns :heart:, where did you get such gems from?
Yeah I understand when you see yourself as only average and yet the stupids all are "like wow you're so like intelligent to get Cs!"
Me: duhhh...?

So talking about any stupid close-minded people in particular?

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"Unfortunately this is not the Waldrige you know. He never achieved anything so worthy of recognition and as I write this, he is out looking for sex. Unfortunately." - SnoogleatChristmas
:iconchemicalnurd:
Probably some kids in my tutor group.
I'l make a list
- Year 7's who think that their absolutely scarily crazily bad senses of humour are the best thing since unsliced bread (I prefer that to sliced lol)
- Stupid year 8s
That was a kinda shitty list considering it consisted of two things. But there's many more stupid people I hate.

And tempura prawns? We made em ourselves :D
Weirdly enough, you have to use fizzy water for the batter mix. Thats why it's all bubbly :D

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"Time machines have to be secure, With less than 20% duck-tape. Other than that, They can't be running on windows vista." - Me
"I never forget a woman"
"So there must be something you really like about me huh?"
"Yeah, You've got a great butt." - MGS
:iconchemicalnurd:
Also, whats this Cs you mention?

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"Time machines have to be secure, With less than 20% duck-tape. Other than that, They can't be running on windows vista." - Me
"I never forget a woman"
"So there must be something you really like about me huh?"
"Yeah, You've got a great butt." - MGS
:iconherebellama:
as in grades
tis what you go into in GCSE, A*, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, U

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"Unfortunately this is not the Waldrige you know. He never achieved anything so worthy of recognition and as I write this, he is out looking for sex. Unfortunately." - SnoogleatChristmas
:iconherebellama:
mmmmmm... nice
and ahhh, but apart from that, what is it that makes them soooo.... stupid and close-minded?

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"Unfortunately this is not the Waldrige you know. He never achieved anything so worthy of recognition and as I write this, he is out looking for sex. Unfortunately." - SnoogleatChristmas
:iconchemicalnurd:
They just are. I dunno why.

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"Time machines have to be secure, With less than 20% duck-tape. Other than that, They can't be running on windows vista." - Me
"I never forget a woman"
"So there must be something you really like about me huh?"
"Yeah, You've got a great butt." - MGS
:iconherebellama:
hmm ti slife, the world is full of billions of people, chances are 60% are what you just described.

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"Unfortunately this is not the Waldrige you know. He never achieved anything so worthy of recognition and as I write this, he is out looking for sex. Unfortunately." - SnoogleatChristmas

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