1) Name: Jack

2) Name Backwards: Kcaj

3) Were you named after anyone?: Don't think so.

4) Does your name mean anything?: Sex and Violence?

5) Nick Name(s): Papajack, Miserable Bastard...

6) Screen Name(s): Chemicalnurd, Agent Chemicalnurd, Chainsaw Ninja Chemicalnurd, Poorbegger, Chemical_nurd, Chemical Nerd.

7) Date of Birth: 25th August 1996

8) Place of Birth: Weston, England

9) Nationality: English and part munchkin.

10) Current Location: My dining room, which also has a computer desk with 2 computers, I am on the one on the left, sitting slightly to the right of the centre of my swivel chair.

11) Sign: I don't know, actually

12) Religion: Christian

13) Height: 5 ft?

14) Weight: No. Bugger off.

15) Shoe Size: 8-9

16) Hair colour: Brownish

17) Eye colour: Sometimes they look green, Sometimes they look brown. Its a nice colour

18) What do you look like?: Someone who lives in my house, and wears my clothes, and sleeps in my bed, and is called Jack, and is me. No other way to describe it really.

19) Innie or Outie?: Innie

20) Righty, Lefty, both: Righty

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: I have this odd feeling that I am straight.

22) Best friends?: Mike, Tom, Leo, Amber, Freddie, Amelia and more.

23) Best friend you trust the most: All of em, Apart from maybe Freddie.

24) Best friends {your sex}: Mike, Tom, Freddie, and a few more.

25) Best friends of the opposite sex: Amelia.

26) Best Bud(s): All of the above.

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Even if I had one, I wouldn't tell you, Biatch.

28) Crush: You don't need to know.

29) Parent(s): Mum and Dad.

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Spam In A Can (He aint on DeviantART.)

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): I really don't know that many, Maybe CaptainKay?

33) Funniest friend: Probably Amber or Leo

34) Craziest friend: Probably Amber or Leo, Or Amelia.

35) Advice Friend: Leo

36) Loudest Friend: Most of my friends are very quiet, but the loudest of the quietest is probably Mike

37) Person you cry with: I cry alone with my silence. Crying with friends is stupid, they can take the piss. You open yourself up to pain.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: Nope.

39) Any brothers: Mikes the closest thing I have to a brother, And that's including my brother

40) Any pets: 1 cat: Lucy, 1 rat: Jemima, 4 Rabbits: Louise, Jenny, Rodney and Sammy.

41) A Disease: No, Unless you count boredom.

42) A Pager: What's that?

43) A Personal phone line: You mean like a homephone? Yeah.

44) A Cell phone: Yeah but no signal at my house.

45) A Lava lamp: Yep, I got one, That miserable bastard who calls himself my brother has another one.

46) A Pool or hot tub: In my dreams I have one, I also have a few sexy women inside them.

47) A Car: Hmm, No.

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Crazy. Loopy. And spews out bollocks at regular intervals.

49) Driving: Non-existent. Same as Snoogle - Unless you count bicycles, in which case it's pretty good.

50) Car or one you want: Turbo Charged sports tank with a working gun and flamethrower, Complete with a tank crew.

51) Room: Cream, Red, Small, Cozy, And gets too cold very easily and unbearably hot just as easy. But its my space and no-one else can f*ck with it.

52) What’s missing?: Lots.

53) School: I like school, but not necessarily all of the people in it.

54) Bed: wooden, Varnished. Quite nice, Getting a new metal one soon.

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Pretty good normally, Apart from when they are annoyed with my brother and take it out on me by deliberately getting me pissed so I do something reckless and they can shout at me


Do You

56) Believe in yourself: Not often, Usually what I do turns out shit, then everyone laughs. At me. Not with me.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Those myths are NOT good for ones self esteem at all. I agree, Snoogle. (dunno what I'm talking about? Read snoogleatchristmas's journal entry called "Stolen off Amber/Holly")

58) Consider yourself a good listener: I would consider myself a good listener, Usually because I don't see any point in butting in.

60) Get Along with your parents: Reasonably well, As I said, But not if they piss me off deliberately because they are pissed with my bro.

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Seriously, Why the f*ck would you do that? Seems pretty futile to me.

62) Pray: I pray occasionally, No offence to God, but I would love to be able to say my prayers were answered.

63) Believe in reincarnation: No, I prefer the idea of heaven, You think I want to come back and go through all this shit again?

64) Like to make fun of people: Only if the people in question make fun of me.

65) Like to talk on the phone: No, Phone calls for me are usually brief, but it depends on the subject.

66) Like to eat?: Depends. I don't like to eat stuff which tastes bad. I like to eat stuff which tastes good, But I use moderation so I shouldn't be too fat. And yet most people would consider me overweight, Unfortunately, that's my natural figure.

67) Like to drive: Yeah, About that. I ALREADY FRICKIN' SAID I CAN'T DRIVE.

68) Get motion sickness: Occasionally, Depends if the roads bumpy.

69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Only if I can't escape eating the broccoli in the first place.

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: Since when do chickens have fingers?

71) Dream in color: every dream I have is in colour, and you misspelt colour, whoever wrote this. Its Colour, not Color.

72) Type with your fingers on home row: What's home row? have my fingers on W, A, S and D, because I play too many computer games and those are the controls to move usually. and online I'll be moving with those buttons, then want to use the chat function, so I'm used to starting to touchtype from that position.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: No, Why would I want to do that? Girls are what I sleep with. Stupid.

What is

74) Right next to you: On the right, More computer desk and another computer. On the left, My patio door and a wall, and a curtain.

75) On the walls of your room: Paint.

76) On your mouse pad: Nothing, Pictures sometimes confuse your optical/laser mouse.

77) Your dream car: I already said, A racing tank + a tank crew + a working tank cannon.

78) Your dream date: I don't fricking have one.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Somewhere simple, With good alcohol.

80) Your dream husband/wife: Someone who is not a bitchy cow.

81) Your bedtime: non school nights I usually go to bed around 10 - half 10 on school nights I to bed at 9, But I never really get to sleep until like 11 latest.

82) Under your bed: I'm not really sure what all that stuff is.

83) The single most important question: Am I talking bollocks or not?

84) Your bad time of the day: When I come home after a bad day at school, and then get the same bullying from my brother at home.

85) Your worst fear(s): I think I'm most scared of a situation where someone else is harmed because of me.

86) The weather like: Very clear, night time tho so can't say sunny. I like the stars though.

87) The time?: dunno, there's a clock over there, but I can't be bothered to go look at it.

88) The date?: Dunno.

89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Probably when I was in my old school and I went around the playground picking up cigarette stubs (How were they on the playground anyway? I dunno) and once I had a large collection I went and dropped them into the girls toilet, and there was a big commotion around the whole school about where they could have come from.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you eat: flatbreads (meant for making wraps with) on their own without folding them up or anything. Or maybe Amelia's so called "Lemonade" which had about 10 tons of sugar in it.

91) Theme Song: Stupid Squeaky Fanfare.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: Mood Swings. (Damn the bloody things. They get me in so much trouble)

93) Your funniest experience: You want me to make a list?

94) Your scariest moment: When I thought we had ran out of bacon.

95) The silliest thing you've said: Right Renz, Bend over. (After Renz put a condom on a vaguely penis shaped piece of wood in a PSHE lesson at school. Renz is a boy. >.<

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: Walked around a group of girls in a circle whilst doing abdominal thrusts.

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend: my friend who isn't my friend any more walking towards me and saying 'Jack... its time for hard sex...' (And this is a boy. if it was a girl I'd be "HELL YEAH, BRING IT")

98) The worst feeling in the world: all of them at once apart from the positive ones.

99) The best feeling in the world: all of them at once apart from the negative ones