.. Why I'm incredibly happy

1: My emotions are not made of titanium alloy.
2: I get upset in the same way you get upset.
3: If you tell me you're depressed, expect me to care enough to want to know why.
4: If I'm annoying you, tell me, don't just leave it until you finally go batshit insane at me.
5: If (and this is very unlikely) you like me in THAT way, don't hint at me, tell me. Also, if it makes me awkward I don't have anything against you, It's just how I am with that stuff.
6: I believe there is a difference between loving someone and "fancying" someone.
7: I like chocolate and money.
8: I don't want sex as much as I might make out that I do.
9: My computer is shit.
10: My brother is an ass.
11: My mum is also sometimes an ass.
12: Don't try to change me into someone I'm not.
13: If I randomly disappear and go offline on MSN messenger or something, It's probably because my computer has crashed - I will be back in probably less than 5 minutes.
14: I do have a penis, don't try and tell me that I do not.
15: I am a bloke. (Otherwise the above would be very scary.)
16: I can keep a secret.
17: I do not want to rape you.
18: I am not pedo bear.
19: When cuts appear on my arm, they are caused by a cat, not self harming.
20: My cat could easily be used as a weapon of mass destruction.
21: No, I don't want a fight.
22: Most of what I say is complete bollocks that fits into some form of twisted logic (Thanks Llama.)
23: I don't want to suck your balls.
24: I am straight.
26: The flute is not a girly instrument - Some of the best flautists in the world are blokes.
27: I did not have sex with your mum.
28: I respect your wishes.
29: I hate it when people state the obvious (when they're not joking and generally think they're pointing something out to me).
30: I have a strange sense of humour.
31: You probably do not know what I'm thinking or how I feel unless I have told you.
32: Punching me in the balls is not the answer.
33: When stressed out, I am emotionally fragile.
34: I do not want a castration.
35: When tired, I am likely to do stupid things.

OMG ROFL EDIT WTF EDIT ROFL LOL XD ROFL ROFL EDIT BELOW LOOK OUT EDIT!

Yeah, The mood thing DOES say I'm having a haircut.

OMG ROFL DUCK IN COVER WTF OMG BBQ WTF ROFL EDIT OMG ROFL ANOTHER EDIT BELOW!

I have now had my haircut.

OMFG EDIT ROFL EDIT EDIT THIS GUY IS EDITIN' A LOT OMG ROFL TAKE COVER!

This journal does not say I hate you.

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)

Now, here's what you're supposed to do (And please do not spoil the fun.): Copy and paste this into your journal , delete my answers, type in your answers.


Kissed one of your DA friends?
-Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar?
-Innocent.

Ever told a lie?
-Guilty.

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
-Guilty.

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
-Innocent.

Kissed a picture?
-Innocent.

Slept in until 5 PM?
-Innocent.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
-Guilty.

Held a snake?
-Innocent. (have held a slow worm though, v similar.)

Been suspended from school?
-Innocent. (very almost :s)

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
-Innocent.

Been fired from a job?
-Innocent.

Done something you regret?
-Guilty.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
-Innocent.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
-Guilty.

Kissed in the rain?
-Innocent.

Sat on a roof top?
-Innocent.

Kissed someone you shouldn't have?
-Innocent.

Sang in the shower?
-Innocent.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
-Innocent. (I've waded down a river with clothes on though. xD)

Shaved your head?
-Innocent!

Slept naked?
-Guilty

Had a boxing membership?
-Innocent.

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
-Innocent

Donated Blood?
-Innocent.

Eaten alligator meat?
-Innocent... wut?

Eaten cheesecake?
-Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
-Innocent.

Have/had a tattoo?
-Innocent.

Liked someone you will never tell?
-Probably Guilty.

Been too honest?
-Guilt.

Ruined a surprise?
-Guilty.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
-Guilty.

Erased someone in your friends list?
-Guilty (but not on dA. On PSN [PlayStation Network])

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
-Innocent (unfortunatly )

Joined a pageant?
-Innocent.

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
-Innocent.

Had communication w/ your ex?
-Guilty.

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
-Innocent.

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
-Innocent

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
-Guilty.

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
-Innocent

Thought about suicide
-Guilty.

Thought about murder?
-Guilty.

How bout mass murder?
-Innocent.

Tried illegal drugs?
-Innocent.

Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
-Guilty

Stalked someone?
-Innocent.

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
-Innocent.

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
-Guilty.

In love?
-Guilty.

I finished F.E.A.R 2 a few days ago.

It was a pretty god damn epic game.. Plenty of scares but it's not overdone.. as well as a cool mix of action. You'd have thought that, being a horror game, I wouldn't want to ever play it again. Not true. It was fun from the start to the end, including the parts where you happen to be in a dark cellar...
I have yet to figure out what's with the ending.. I swear Alma has sex with you...

Yeah, I thought I might upload the story of my first ever adventure in a new DLC pack for fallout 3.

So yeah, The pack adds a swamp to explore. About 5 minutes in to trudging through the said swamp, I came across weird bubbly stuff. Not so weird, As swamps as a cliché have that stuff in them. I then discovered that this stuff was flammable and quite volatile, of course, I discovered it the painful way after shooting a bubble of it with a double barrelled shotgun. Picking my character up off the floor, I continued upwards for a bit, Then came across a very strange man who said in a cliché American yokel voice "Outsider should have stayed away!" and proceeded to try and batter my brains in with a shovel. At that point I just giggled and tore his head off using my infinitely superior weapon. So, I carried on wandering like a lost sheep until eventually I came to a mansion containing an incredibly foul mouthed ghoul (human who has taken in an ungodly amount of radiation, causing skin to flake off and the general appearence of a zombie.) who, after saving his life, refused to admit that I had saved him and sent me off to find the tribe who attacked him and discover why they were attacking him. THEY then sent me off into a "sacred bog" to do something before I could join the hippy cult. So, I went off like a good little player. After trudging around in the bog for about a half hour, Freaky shit began to happen. I started seeing freakin DOLLS all over the place! So, Being the hardcore gamer I am, I ran away into the swamp and eventually found what I was looking for, which turned out to be a plant. So, I went up to it and pressed my action button, Purple smoke/steam stuff came out and my character lost conciousness, - For what appeared to be about a second. Then, She got up and I got control back. So I went back into the bog. Not suspecting a thing. Then, I started hallucinating. Hallucinations which include MORE GOD DAMN DOLLS. So, That slowly got worse, Till I finally hauled my ass out of the mud and got back into the main swamp place, Where I quickly got jumped by a bunch more mutant yokels. Cursing, I fast travelled back to the hippy cult cathedral. Where I eventually found that the guy I was looking for had buggered off to a god damn cave! Then I made a worse discovery. These god damn hippies had taken part of my brain when my character blacked out, So, As is natural, I tried to kill every last one of them. All went well until someone hit my face off with a shovel. Reloading my game, I decided not to get angry at part of my brain being nicked and instead, abused them for information. Then I got jumped by MORE yokels. At this point I was pretty pissed off, yet I didn't want to leave the swamp. I'm still there now wandering around and getting creeped out by those damn dolls.
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- I'm going back into the swamp now, so expect another section soon.